Thursday, October 14, 2010

Bye Bye Dumb, Hello Dumber

Out of the way Mooselini... here comes Christie.

Sarah Palin is plenty dumb by most standards. But not enough for the 'Baggers apparently. She's now trailing NJ governor Chris Christie as Tea Party favorite and president f├╝hrer choice for 2012. Oh my. What act of breathtaking stupidity could have made this fat f*ck more popular with the mouth-breathers than Saint Sarah??? Here goes...

Christie's just canceled a $8.7bn tunnel project in his state that would have reduced congestion, improved air quality, sped up commute times, created jobs and generally boosted the local economy. Obviously a no-brainer for a no-brainer like Christie... Veto! Yup. A typical 'Bagger dick move that leaves everyone poorer - including the masochistic mental midgets of the Tea Party who quickly rewarded his stupidity by making him new chief of their tribe.

Nobel prizewinning Paul Krugman said Christie's canceling of the NJ tunnel project was a "destructive and incredibly foolish decision on multiple levels". It confirmed that America has become "a nation whose politicians seem to compete over who can show the least vision, the least concern about the future and the greatest willingness to pander to short-term, narrow-minded selfishness".

I couldn't put it better than Krugman. These people are like guys who strut around wearing tank tops in sub-zero weather because they associate reckless imprudence with manliness. Yeh, take that corner at 60mph, snap the filter off of that Marlboro, fix that antennae in a rain storm, light that fart... self preservation's for p*ssies.


1 comment:

  1. If it wasn't about our country's future this guy would be great entertainment. . . aw what the hell, he IS great entertainment. Have you watched and listened to him? He's like some freak show hybrid. . . like the petrified mermaid or the two headed cow. . . he's a cross between Tony Soprano, Forrest Gump and Lyndon LaRouche. . . "WTF? EH? Everybody wants da govament ta do everything. You want an $8 billion bridge? build it your fuckin self. Gotta problem wit dat? Huh?"
    Run, Christie run. I'm sure the voters of NJ perceive that big dumb bubba mafia looking and acting guy is normal. No surprise there, but the voters of America will reject this guy like a two headed calf. . . sure they're fun to look at, but you don't want one in your herd.


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