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Ever get the feeling the Earth got hit by a retard meteor and nothing makes sense anymore? AP on the Bush tax cuts:

There is a disparity developing among the more moderate Democrats. It would seem that they are making a strike against those in their party that would end the cuts for the rich.

By what Bizarro World stretch can it be considered 'moderate' to pile $4 trillion on the national debt just to keep tax cuts for rich people who need them like a hole in the head? The correct term in this context would not be 'moderate', it would be 't*ts-out insane'.

Another example of Bizarro world vocabulary from Reuters:

A fiscally conservative Democrat who chairs the U.S. Senate's budget committee on Wednesday said he supports extending all of the tax cuts that expire this year, including for the wealthy.

Again, the correct term here would not be 'fiscally conservative' it would be 'fiscally driving the bus into a brick wall at 120 mph'. I swear by Saint Palin, we really do have a lamestream media...