Thursday, September 16, 2010

Today's Thoughts of Chairman Limp-Baugh

Ol' Limp-Baugh was full of admiration for Judge Robert Vinson - the federal district judge who's challenging the constitutionality of health-care reform. He went on a whole rant about Vinson's passion for hunting and his love of mounting stuffed bear heads all over the place to scare away liberals. A truly macho conserva-dude! Just the thought of it was probably enough to make ol' Limp-Baugh skip his Viagra before heaving his sweating bulk atop his new bride and calling her Bob...

But the trouble is it ain't true:

Judge Vinson is not much of a hunter ("I've never killed a bear, and I'm not Davy Crockett," he said in a statement). In fact, his main hobby is horticulture: He's the president of the American Camellia Society.

Work fast, Rush... how do we make a guy who grows pretty flowers for a hobby look like a right-wing Rambo to strike the fear of God into liberals???


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