Sunday, September 12, 2010

Gingrich Jumps Shark

Looking for the most obnoxious thing Newt Gingrich has ever said is a bit like scooping turds out of an overflowing septic tank trying to find the one that smells worst. But this might be a contender:

"What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]?" Gingrich asks. "That is the most accurate, predictive model for his behavior."

Yup. Gingrich is telling us Obama is too Kenyan. He's not the Harvard grad Chicago sophisticate he may appear to be. He's really a vengeful Mau Mau full of rage against the white oppressor. Like... would this bizarre "wild negro" fantasy sound sane to anyone outside the 19th century (or present-day Mississippi)???

It would seem Gingrich has finally strapped on Fonzy's water skis, barreled up the ramp and soared about three miles over the shark in a desperate attempt to impress those teabagger chicks on the beach.


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