First Darwin, Now Einstein

The conservative war on intelligence continues... first, they argue with evolution, now they're rejecting Einstein's theory of relativity. WTF next? I thought we'd got Heliocentrism pretty much nailed... maybe the neanderthals who represent conservative """thought""" will soon start railing against that?

The conserva-morons have decided that Einstein's theory of relativity is no longer acceptable and have scraped together "30 counterexamples to general relativity" on that library of stupid they call Conservapedia. There's even an anti-Obama tie-in:

Read further and you will find this astonishing piece of information, clearly the smoking gun of the Einsteinian liberal conspiracy: "Barack Obama helped publish an article by liberal law professor Laurence Tribe to apply the relativistic concept of 'curvature of space' to promote a broad legal right to abortion".

At some point soon I'm going to have to stop mocking these people. It's getting to feel awkward. Like laughing at Down Syndrome victims or midgets... there's clearly something wrong with conservatives that they can't help.