Like Clinton not inhaling pot, does our secret Muslim president drink Bud Light but not swallow?
Today at Townhall, Chuck Norris poses the question "President Obama: Muslim Missionary?" Because, I guess, the discourse in this country is not yet dumb enough for Chuck's tastes.
As this pathetic anti-Muslim/pro-Republican propaganda campaign rumbles on, folks like Chuck Norris are pushing the "Obama's a secret Muslim you know" bullsh*t with as much restraint and sense of social responsibility as a drug dealer slinging meth outside a middle school.
Chuck Norris knows 'Merikuns are usefully dumb enough to be scared sh*tless by fantasy threats and exotic boogeymen. And he knows we're way too dumb to pause for thought and say "WTF are you talking about, Chuck Norris?"
Just a thought... If Obama was a Muslim, stealth or otherwise, I'm sure his imam would not be that stoked about his pork and booze consumption. Not to mention his awkward habit of regularly attending Christian church.
Hmm... Did Chuck take one too many roundhouse kicks to the head? Or does he just need several thousand more?
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