Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Milkshake War Crimes

McDonald's large Triple Thick Chocolate Shake came in third on Mens Health's list of America's most unhealthy drinks at 1,160 calories. But way out on top was the Cold Stone PB&C milkshake, made with peanut butter, chocolate icecream and milk. It contains 68 grams of saturated fat and 153 grams of sugar - the equivalent of ingesting 68 strips of bacon.

We're already living in a sea of waddling, wheezing freaks... a nation of 11-year-old diabetics and people too fat to live. Hey, Cold Stone, why not just start shooting people in the face instead? It would probably be more humane.

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1 comment:

  1. Yup, a bunch of dumb waddling fat fuck carb guzzling proles.

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