Consider Yourself on Tenterhooks

Smoosh-faced evangelical mo Ted Haggard - he of the meth and man whore binges back in 2006 - is making a big announcement tomorrow:

Tomorrow at 12:30 EST, he will make an announcement about the next step in his career from his home in Colorado Springs.

My money's on him taking over as leather guy in a Village People tribute band.

Really, does this self-important bozo not realize the only people who'd give a sh*t about his 'announcement' are people like me who just want more reasons to laugh at him? You go, Ted!