Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Breaking News: The Congressman Who Is Eight Times Crazier Than Michele Bachmann

Like OMG. It's totally possible to be crazier than Michele Bachmann??? Well f*ck me in a hot tub and call me a Valley Girl.

Over at Gawker those sarcastic 'mos have been checking out Capitol Words - a handy reference that checks the frequency of various keywords spoken by pols to demonstrate scientifically exactly how much bullsh*t they utter. For example, Batsh*t Bachmann is on record mentioning ACORN an impressive 76 times over a two-year span. But that's nothing compared to Steve King (R-IA) who's tweaked on the word a massive 575 times. King also uses the words "socialist", "sex" and "homosexual" wayyy more than anyone else.

Being the stupidest sh*t in Congress is a bit like being the best long-distance runner in Kenya: The bar is almost stratospherically high. But King might be the champ.

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