SOUTH LAKE TAHOE, Calif. — An anal vibrator believed to be a bomb caused the California Highway Patrol to briefly evacuate its South Lake Tahoe area office.
Apparently, cops pulled over a guy and feared the worst when they found “a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch” in the man's front left pocket leading to his anal cavity. They then called the bomb squad.
Weirdly, the article says "the EOD team rendered the device safe."
Safe???

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