Earlier today Revolution Muslim, the Islamic group that posted a veiled threat against South Park this week, called us "Darwinist faggots who are as despicable as the rest, walking around eating your Triscuits." But, we wondered, why Triscuits?
Younus Abdullah Mohammed, a member of the group, was behind the original quote. When pressed on his choice of Triscuits as a snack-based insult, he was curt in his response. "It doesn't matter what your favorite crackers or cookies are. They are not more important than the hegemonic wars the West is fighting against Islam." He refused to elaborate further on his disdain for the delicious wheaty squares.
On a serious note, ain't it great that the pluralist America so many wingnuts hate for its tolerance even shelters wack jobs like Revolution Muslim? And all within ululating distance of Ground Zero no less.
Sure, it would be great to see these psychotic titty babies beaten into grease smears live on Comedy Central by patriotic football mascots (and Darwinist faggots). But wouldn't that just strip America of its essential specialness? That's the kind of stuff they do. Take note, Re-Palin-cans and Teabaggers.
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