Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey claims to be a fully-fledged vampire who hasn't "dated a girl older than 19 since 2006." The self-admitted jailbait-chasing grandpa from Florida also plans to run for President of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run as a GOP candidate.
I guess they're really working on the old big tent thing down in Florida. Vampire Republicans? Says A.J. Matthews, Republican State Committeeman:
"He does believe in Republican values. Is he going to make a big splash with his current identification of being a vampire? That's up to the voters to decide."
Cue undead jokes at Dick Cheney's expense..? Nah. Too easy.
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