Redneck Telprompter

There's more than 300 million people in the US, more than 6 billion on Earth. But, trust me, if you say 'dumb lying bitch', anyone from Toledo to Timbuktu will say "who? Sarah Palin?". She's the global village idiot who represents American values to the world. If our value was somewhere around zero.

One of Mooselini's favorite snipes at our teabagger-rilingly black president has always been his use of the teleprompter. For some reason, this is seen as cheating by idiots like Palin. So how ironic she's now caught referring to notes scribbled in the palm of her hand while 'speechifying'.

I'm so irresistibly reminded of the old 'redneck palm pilot' joke... maybe it should be updated for Palin: redneck teleprompter.