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Rick Santorum finds a way to control his chronic masturbation habit. Probably.

"I promise you, I will stop at nothing when it comes to defending our freedom and our values... That's the real reason why - after talking it over with my wife Karen and our kids - I am considering putting my name in for the 2012 presidential race."
- Rick "Man-on-dog" Santorum

It never fails to amaze how vast our capacity for being f*cked is in this country. While roughly one-in-six of us goes without medical insurance, those who do have it are currently being stuck with giant rate hikes by the major 'providers'.

Then we have a government that not so much drops the ball on reform efforts but hands the ball straight to the corporations so they can stick a fork in it.

And all this is suffered meekly and without complaint.

Then, as if to add a punchline to a tired and depressing joke, along comes Santorum 2012. WTF? President Rick Santorum... Teabaggers... Sarah palin... America's a sinking ship and we're cheering guys who want to drill more holes in the boat to let the water out.