Save The World, Stop Getting Along!

Neofash dweeb Eric Bolling, guest-hosting for Glenn Beck, said something yesterday that's almost stunning when you think about it:

"Political correctness, can't we all just get along? It gets people killed, does it not?"

'Getting along' gets us 'killed'? I'd never thought about it before. Thank you Eric Bolling for straightening my thinking and showing me how I can make the world a better place.

Effective immediately, I will start yelling abuse at my next door neighbor - maybe burn down his stupid house - instead of politely saying "hi" like some dumb, politically correct automaton. Who knows when the friendly bastard was planning to kill me while I slept as we carried on this dangerous charade of 'getting along'?

In the Mid-east, I'll pray those Jews and Muslims keep not 'getting along' as they do so well... how many people might get killed out there if they ever stopped? I shudder to think.

And what about Rwanda? What about Bosnia? What about Iraq..? Just wonder at all the lives that must have been saved in those oases of tranquility thanks to their inhabitants' aversion to 'just getting along'. Thank God for the curative power of not 'getting along'.

Maybe what we really need is a new, Fox News-endorsed Jesus. Maybe he'd buzz down from Heaven in an F16 and admonish all us faggy peaceniks for getting along. "Sure," says Fox Jesus, "I'll turn the other cheek. So y'all can kiss my white ass!"