Totally Not Gay

Totally not gay Armor Group International contractors in Afghanistan now jobless.

In September, Gawker posted pictures of State department contractors in Kabul holding wild parties and indulging in (totally not gay) hazing practices such as slurping liquor off naked guys' butt cracks. Now the government has canceled its 5-year, $189 million contract with Armor Group International and the Gawker dudes are feeling pretty stoked. Though, as this commenter said:

"Congratulations on taking direct responsibility for taking 187 million out of the pockets of violent gun toting homophobes with no immediate family ties to keep them from doing something stupid. If I were you, I'd invest in a flack jacket and a body double."