Tonya Harding went from winsome, if psychotic, skate nymph to whatever this is. But she still attracts a lot of creepy fan mail.
After so much saturation in the weird world of the Web, it takes a lot to creep me out. But I think the 'Fantasy' page at Tonya Harding's fan site might just take the creep-out biscuit. Here are some sample messages posted by besotted fans:
"I've often fantasized about taking her to a recently erupted volcano, because I know she has to be sick of the cold. We could lay on top of cooled magma rocks and just make out until were on fire. Then comes the eruption. It will always be a gold medal love making session when you're with me Tonya."
Arthur, 22 yr old Male
"Finally on the mattress of an upscale hotel she has the nerve and confidence to take off her clothes and ask me moving her hips and butt around which little hole I wanted...red slice or soft-round china brown...I nearly died, in love, this chick is confident...gosh, how many other men have eaten her delicious orifices?"
Kelvin, 46 yr old Male
"I answered an ad that read 'Male weekend house slave wanted. Must be very obedient.' I arrived at the house for my slave interview, and was surprised to see it was Tonya Harding. It was like a dream come true."
Frank S., 37 yr old Male
Sweet Jesus, I think I spoiled my lunch. For several weeks.
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I love smart sick women. . . especially ones that can kick my ass.
ReplyDeleteWatch what you say about Tonya!
SagHill
I had my crazy chick phase. But sometimes you just want to cozy up on the couch and watch TV rather than be out at 4am picking your stuff up off the lawn before having angry sex and patching up fistholes in the drywall. Maybe I'm getting old?
ReplyDeleteI'm not talking about a phase here. I'm talking about a lifestyle and psychotic committment to that way of life!
ReplyDeleteSagHill
I admire your dedication. You must be made of sterner stuff than I!
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