As the tenth anniversary of the non-existent Millennium Bug approaches, let's admire the resourcefulness with which late 90s evangelical Christians exploited the pretend crisis. "Your big, beige PC is going to be raptured... it's the end times you know! And only we can save you!"
Posts
CHeck out this post-rapture email service...
ReplyDeletewww.youvebeenleftbehind.com
They call it a "Rapture triggered messaging system"...I guess it is so you can make fun of your athiest friends when you mysteriously vanish. The guy charges $40/year for this "service"! Talk about easy money! Why don't I think of this shit?!?!
I think he's been going a while now and good luck to him! Make a nice change for 'Christians' to get exploited by non-Christians. I think he offers pet sitting and stuff as well.
ReplyDeleteWe have a friend in Sacramento who used to be a meth head, had several abortions and then went evangelical. She loves telling everybody they're going to hell while she's going to Heaven in the rapture. I told her if she's in Heaven, I'm asking for a transfer to hell.