"What? Me scary..?"
Both Rush Limbaugh and Michele Bachmann have been on a fake-charm offensive trying to convince anyone dumb enough to listen that they're really harmless teddy bears. Or 'fuzzballs'. And that they don't understand why liberals 'fear' them.
"I am a harmless, lovable little fuzzball...I am the most unthreatening, tolerant, lovable guy you could ever meet."
Rush Limbaugh tells Barb Walters on December 5th.
"I don't know. I'm a lovable little fuzz ball! I have no idea what they would have to fear."
Michele Bachman (R-Minn.) tells the Minnesota Post on December 9th.
It would seem that the batsh*t crazy rep from Minnesota is, quite literally, a dittohead (i.e., a parishioner of the Church of Rush).
Just as an FYI, could I point out that us liberals do not fear crypto-fascist shills like Limbaugh and Bachmann. However much believing so may flatter their childish egos and make them feel tough, we ain't scared of throwing metaphorical hands with Limp-baugh and Bachman-iac. We just despise them for the way they've politicized America's morons and degraded our democracy by turning politics into a retarded pantomime of sing-along whoppers and insidious bigotry. Clear?
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Rush the fuzzball, lol.
ReplyDeleteYou betcha,,,
He's covered with the same kind of fuzz that grows on a sphere of fecal matter in a dark, dank corner of a drippy dungeon.