Sean Hannity: Why don't you run? No no no, there's a solution - why wouldn't you - Chuck Norris could be governor of Texas one day.
Chuck Norris: You know why? Because I'd be sitting here with my opponent, and debating, and then he would start attacking my character, and I'd jump over there and choke him unconscious.
Chuck Norris and his clown wig sat down with Sean Insanity last night to spout ass-kicking fantasies while, I assume, Sean gently stroked himself beneath the desk. It wasn't pretty.
Norris told Insanity how he couldn't run for office because "I'd have to choke out all the Democrats" and "kill half the people". Then it occurred to me... that "hair", that 'stache, those rough-and-tumble, homicidal polemics... Is Chuck Norris becoming Adolf Hitler???
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Chuck Norris is a mental midget.
ReplyDeleteAs in he's mental and he's a midget. But don't he look like Hitler?!
ReplyDeleteYeah, he really is looking fuhreresque these days. Trailerpark Hitler.
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