Mean Spirited Prick of the Day Award Goes to...

"Funny story: I was singing in the shower this morning, and Robert Gibbs called to tell me I’d won a Grammy. It was actually a little embarrassing, though, since all I’ve ever really done when it comes to music is tool around with a four track and some barely competent guitar playing. Still, I may have done more to deserve my Grammy than President Obama has done to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize."

Says Ryan "Asshat" Sager

You see, Ryan, I too am perplexed that Obama got a Nobel for doing nothing more than exercising a little common sense in foreign policy. But the belittling comparison to yourself is a new benchmark in dumb.

Remember the days when opponents used to try and glory hog the achievements of their enemies? At least they valued achievement in itself - even if they hated the achiever in question. Now what? The conservative dumbasses are trying to pretend that winning Olympic bids or Nobel Prizes are things that mean nothing. They truly are pathological haters... "Oh, you got a new Lamborghini... hmm... yellow sucks."