In Burlington County, PA, bestiality is not yet illegal. So the recent case of a police officer "accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves" morphed into an esoteric courtroom debate as to the nature of the bovine mind and whether or not 'tricking' calves into thinking they were being fed' constituted animal cruelty.
"[Human infants] enjoy the act of suckling," the judge said. "Cows may be of a different disposition." I kid you not...
My imagination was also captured by the fascinating story of the German trucker who flipped his rig while masturbating on the highway. After crashing...
"The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper."
If they ever start handing out awards for dedication to the onanistic arts, consider this guy the Michael Phelps of cracking one off.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
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