Don't judge me...
More great news for those of us who prefer the GOP strait-jacketed and powerless. In a bid to further decimate his own party's electability, Rick Santorum has said the 2012 presidential race is "something that I think I would consider." You can almost hear the whooping and hollering over at the DNC...
Let's run down some Santorum fun facts:
Santorum chose to ignore Article I of the U.S. Constitution and kept his primary residence in Virginia whilst, supposedly, representing the state of Pennsylvania and was roundly pummeled all across the political spectrum.
Santorum lost his 2006 senate race by a full 18%. For his opponent, Bob Casey, this was the biggest margin of victory ever for a Democratic Senate nominee in Pennsylvania.
Santorum is widely remembered by the statesmanlike title "Senator Man-On-Dog" for publicly equating gay sex with schtupping dogs.
Santorum's most enduring legacy is that his name became a euphemism for "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." (To give him his due, this is something few other great leaders have ever achieved during their lifetimes.)
As you can see, Santorum's resume just oozes (sorry) statesmanship and class. This guy could make Sarah Palin look like Golda freakin' Meir.
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Sweet Jesus I'd love to see this guy run! I almost can't wait for 2012. Man on Dog, Caribou Barbie, Bobby the Demon Slayer, and Mormon Mitt in the GOP Battle Royale!
ReplyDeleteYou sometimes wonder if the DNC is running the RNC and vice versa as they're both doing such a bad job of running their own parties.
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