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Syrian protesters showing solidarity with Occupy Dallas? Cool.

Now They're Just F*cking With Us, Part 2

Teabagger congressman Joe Walsh (R-IL) owes more than $110,000 in unpaid child support to his ex-wife. Despite his $174,000 salary as a member of Congress, Walsh still claims poverty and refuses to pay to support his kids.

Now dipsh*t conservative hate group the Family Research Council awards Walsh a 100 percent rating as a "True Blue" member of Congress" because of his "unwavering support of the family".

For conservatives, hypocrisy is not just a way of life. It's a religious calling.

Crypto Rape & Conservative Mysoginism

Herman Cain meets with Henry Kissinger this morning. (Yes. They're just screwing with us now...)

I may be getting a little fixated on this but... what's up with the cretins boosting Herman Cain's numbers in the op polls? Says The Christian Science Monitor:

The latest ABC News/Washington Post poll – conducted in the days after the harassment allegations surfaced – shows Mr. Cain’s numbers among Republicans have risen over the past month. He is now at 23 percent.

Sure, "conservatives" have always forgiven a lot of defects in their chosen leaders because hatred for the "enemy" (i.e., almost everyone who isn't them) is the only thing they give a sh*t about. But they now seem to be actively enthused by Herman Cain's ignorance and rapey-ness. Every time he opens his dumb mouth and says something stupid, he gets more support. And every time a new sexual harassment allegation comes to light, he gets more support. WTF is going on???

I guess the answer is simple: Conservatives really do hate women. Not only would they deny them the right to choose whether or not to bear a child (Cain would be "pro-life" even in cases of rape, incest or where the life of the mother was in danger), they don't care much about a woman's right to choose who to f*ck either. So if a bald, middle-aged man who just so happens to be your boss, coerces you into sex, that's OK with conservatives.

Even though Cain's "f*ck me or get fired" gambits were tantamount to rape, it sure ain't hurting him none with supporters who view women as either broodmares or "socialist whores".

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I love you man and I wish you all the success in the world (or, at least, Florida) but... Please ditch the weird Hitlerish photo on your site. Why save those teabaggers Photoshop time by making yourself look like you'd be more interested in reoccupying the Rhineland than your seat in Congress? Just sayin'...

Race to The Bottom & Beyond

With each passing day, the GOP move further into irrelevance. Out of touch? They're like Helen Keller in f*cking mittens.

Like... we have an economy stuck in sh*t gear, we have 9% unemployment (in between Turkey and Poland on the world rankings) and at least two quagmire wars dragging on. But Republicans are rooting for a politically illiterate sleazebag for president who couldn't think his way out of box made entirely of doors? Really?

Cain's the guy who doesn't care who's "president of Uzbeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan". He's the guy who still hasn't caught up with the news from 1964 about China getting the bomb. He's the guy who wants a 20-foot-high bug zapper erected on the border to kill Mexicans (why not Canadians too?). He's the guy surrounded by rapey allegations that keep biting him in the ass every time he lies about them...

In short, Herman Cain doesn't stand out as a great first choice to lead the world's most powerful nation out of crisis. Unless you're as f*cknuts insane as he is I guess.

What Century is it Again..?

Sometimes, when listening to right-wing f*ckwits, it's easy to lose track of reality and wonder what century we're living in. Today's time machine slam courtesy of Ann Coulter:

"That's why our blacks are so much better than their blacks."

So said Coulter when comparing black republicans with black liberals. What the f*ck century is it again??? I'm pretty sure people, such as "blacks", have not been referred to using possessive adjectives since about 1860. But good work on dog-whistling the Republican base, Mr Coulter.