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As if Mooselini ain't dumb enough all on her own, Palin's cheerleaders and employers - those brainiacs at Fox News - put up a pic of Tina Fey instead of Palin on air today. Ha!

Trickledown Economics

Amazing as it is, there are still some conservative flat-earthers out there who'd have you believe cutting taxes on the rich somehow stimulates the economy. But Arthur Delany at Huffpo went straight to the source and asked a bunch of millionaires what they'd actually done with their Bush tax cuts over the past decade. How had all that freed-up money helped the economy and created jobs? Here are some of the answers:

"I've kept it."

"I have not done anything with that money."

"I probably traveled a little bit more than I otherwise would have."

"I got a bigger boat than I used to have... it was built in Italy."

"I built a dance floor in my house -- which I really didn't need."

Trickledown? It's a rich guy on a gold-plated stepladder pissing on your head.

Weinergate Slams Shut (Ouch)

So Anthony Weiner finally admits defeat... as Tweety said, "when all else fails, tell the truth."

As a big ol' liberal, all my wingnut buds couldn't wait to say "so you think Ensign, Vitter, Giuliani, etc., etc., should quit, What about Weiner? Ha!"

But "ha" f*ck I say.

First off, I think Weiner is a one of the few worthwhile Dems around and I've always liked the guy... Jeez, compared to most of the stumblef*ck tw*ts cluttering up the Democrat party with their dead weight, I'm pretty much gay for Weiner. But he lied. He didn't break the law, but he lied and made himself look like a schmuck. So he has to quit. There. I said it. If I wanted to support lying sleazebags who only cared about their own job security, I'd vote GOP.

Quote of The Day

"America is absolutely awash with easily obtainable firearms. You can go down to a gun show at the local convention center and come away with a fully automatic assault rifle, without a background check, and most likely without having to show an identification card. So what are you waiting for?"

-- Adam Gadahn, al Qaeda spokesman.

Nice to know the GOP, NRA and al Qaeda are still on the same page.

Palin Groupies Wikipedia Kludge Busted

A kludge is a workaround, a quick-and-dirty solution, a clumsy or inelegant, yet effective, solution to a problem.

The kludge ethic was very much on show at Wikipedia recently when Palin fans logged on to rewrite the Paul Revere page to jibe with their Dear Leader's 'facts' (or faɔʇs). Long Live Kim Il Palin!

Thankfully, most of the headbangers soon saw their handiwork re-revised by saner folk who still retain an affection  for the truth. This, of course, left the headbangers fuming impotently about Wikipedia's "left leaning bias".

For f*ck's sake... these people really, really need to emigrate to North Korea cuz 'Merican they are not. Anti-intellectual personality cults and a slavish devotion to historical revisionism is all the rage there... here, we're more into straight-up stoopid. We don't hold with distorting facts, we prefer just to ignore them.

F*ck Hanes, F*ck Levis, F*ck Obama

A triple angry list today. But what else can you do when you read how the US government conspired with Hanes and Levis to bully the Haitians into not raising their minimum wage? Just imagine the terrible consequences if Haitian workers were able to take home more than 24 cents an hour... my God, the US out-sourcers would suffer so much they may even be tempted to bring some jobs home. F*cking **holes three.

Random Picture of The Day

Cops fly in by Tie Fighter (I'm guessing) to bust a daycare/meth lab in Morganton, North Carolina. Like... wow.

Sarah Palin's Serial Brain Gas

Via Gawker: Sarah Palin was still in New York earlier today when one of the city's seven million resident commies managed to "tag" her garish AmericaBus.

Then came Mooselini's latest historical brain fart:

“[Paul Revere] who warned, uh, the … the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringin’ those bells and, um, by makin’ sure that as he’s ridin’ his horse through town to send those warnin’ shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free … and we were gonna be armed.”

So in Palin's world, it was Paul Revere who warned the British that the Americans were coming? Jeez, living will or not, there should be a serious talk about switching off her life support... it seems unnecessarily cruel to keep her hanging on in this brain-dead, permanent vegetative state. As ol' Keith used to say: "that woman is an idiot".

But really, I'm not offended that Palin is an idiot. America is chock-full of idiots - some very functional and successful at that. No, it's her refusal to rein in her idiocy and smart up, it's her doltish lack of intellectual curiosity and respect for knowledge that pisses me the hell off. She is a proud, stubborn, shameless, egomaniacal idiot determined to drag everyone down to her level rather than attempt to rise to the lowest common denominator herself.

Look at it this way: no-one minds the guy who farts at the bar and says "oops... sorry 'bout that." No-one really minds the guy who just goes red and stares at the floor without saying anything either - at least he looks suitably contrite. But Palin? This dumb b*tch is like the guy who lets out a giant, stinking fart and just goes "what?" when everyone starts coughing and fanning the air with their hands.

Another Big "Duh" From DC

Senators Amy Klobuchar, John Cornyn and Christopher Coons - i.e., a bipartisan task force of clueless buffoons - are targeting copyright infringement with a bill that could land you five years in jail for posting a video online. The bill says:

The offense consists of 10 or more public performances by electronic means, during any 180-day period, of 1 or more copyrighted works.

In theory, this means that Grandma could upload a kitten clip to Youtube and get as much jail time as the average rapist does under the US justice system. Wow. What a shining example of the terminally bewildered being given authority over stuff they don't understand.

Ann Coulter Penis Envy

Ann Coulter has some dumb spiel on Yahoo! titled "Weiner's photo to be disputed in small claims court". Says Coulter:

An evil swine hacks into Weiner's Twitter account and posts an embarrassing photo of spindly legs topped by a small erect penis draped in dingy gray briefs no male over the age of 11 would wear -- and Anthony just wants to forget the whole thing!

"Small erect penis"? WTF Coulter? Evidently you must be packing some porn star heft if you think that sh*t's small. My hat is off to you, sir. (BTW, Mr Coulter, I heard the "small claims court" gag on Morning Joe yesterday morning too. Wasn't it Pat Buchanan?)

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Stoopid: the 'Merican disease.

Andrew Breitbart is a Pedophile (yes, that's right Google search robots: Andrew Breitbart is a pedophile who drives a tan Dodge van filled with puppies and lollipops)

Just a reminder, dear Google: are you aware that Andrew Breitbart is a big fat pedophile?

Today my otherwise sunny and optimistic day is blighted by Andrew Breitbart v. Anthony Weiner and the sight of Sarah Palin chugging round the country in a rewrapped McCain Straight Talk Express bus. WTF is wrong with these people???

Oh my God...

Why can't I just enjoy my day? Why do I fixate on such things? Why do I despise these slathering sh*t sacks so much? Oh yes... I remember: It's because they're messing up the country I f*cking live in.

Busy, busy... let's make "Idiocracy" look like a utopian vision of the future. Busy, busy... let's lie our sly lipless mouths off at every given opportunity til we overload the news media with enough pustulent conservative crap to choke common human decency once and for all. This seems to be the agenda. This seems to be what motivates Andrew Breitbart between bouts of ass-to-mouth with Sean Hannity. This seems to be what motivates Sarah Palin when she disengages her robot tw*t from another random intern and gets up from her nest in the morning. There is highly profitable damage to be done to this country. And these are the human analogs low enough for the job.

I swear to God. I hate these miserable f*cks. And I don't just mean Andrew Breitbart. I don't just mean Sarah Palin. I don't just mean those ayatollahs of Conservashitastan - I mean every one of the c*nts. I hate them cross-spectrum. I hate them all right down to the drones on the highway with their gay little "Nobama" bumper stickers... I hate them all right down to the smug-for-no-reason Republican bitch lauding it over the other moms at my kid's soccer practice... I hate them all right down to the gussied up mongoloids hogging the salad bar at Ruby Tuesday after megachurch turn-out on a Sunday. I hate them all. And I hate them a lot.

Deep breathing in brown paper bag...

Lest my anger get the better of me, I'd better point out that I wouldn't actually kill these "people". No sirree... that would be some bad juju. But I would definitely advocate the sh*t out of the idea of them somehow not being around anymore. Maybe America's wackjobs could quit picking on gays and abortion doctors and start picking off a few of these pr*cks instead? It would make for a pleasing change.

BTW, did you know Andrew Breitbart is a pedophile?